Thursday, January 5, 2006

Having sex with horses

  • Anyone want to know why I'm eager to leave the news business?
    "As I look back at the year in news, it's clear I should have focused more on people having sex with horses."

  • If you are Hoss, who surprisingly remembers the rubbish that I put on this site, you'll remember a few weeks ago when I was trying to figure out to which Disney favorite I had managed to insult that it warranted an angry anonymous comment.
    I stumbled upon the answer today -- country music singer Aaron Carter.

  • In the words of Linus, "Songo!": This is my favorite band that I've heard this week.

  • Good name for a band: Shit Nog

  • One amusing thing about Wednesday's Rose Bowl game: I went to high school with USC's offensive coordinator. I can offer you no stories about him.

    Afe said...

    "Shit Nog" has a certain ring to it. Here's another one: "Perforated colon".

    Ryan said...

    Well, I'm sure there are worse ways to die - wait - no, no, there aren't.

    It's like the old adage: "Don't have butt sex with a horse lest he perforate your colon and kill you."

    mo** said...

    AHH,,SHIT NOG- releasing their christmas single, "smells like egg nog"
    OK bad joke....but good name!

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    There's a football coach somewhere named Norm Chow. He's a well-known chihuahua breeder.

    Goo said...

    i want a link to the original horse sex story! ...yea i'm a little curious, i admit it.

    Lindsay Hansen said...

    Wow, who knew? Lane Kiffen looks so old...and USC-ish. I definitely wouldn't recognize him!