Anyone want to know why I'm eager to leave the news business?
"As I look back at the year in news, it's clear I should have focused more on people having sex with horses."
If you are Hoss, who surprisingly remembers the rubbish that I put on this site, you'll remember a few weeks ago when I was trying to figure out to which Disney favorite I had managed to insult that it warranted an angry anonymous comment.
I stumbled upon the answer today -- country music singer Aaron Carter.
In the words of Linus, "Songo!": This is my favorite band that I've heard this week.
Good name for a band: Shit Nog
One amusing thing about Wednesday's Rose Bowl game: I went to high school with USC's offensive coordinator. I can offer you no stories about him.