According to sleep-deprivation.com, "Without adequate rest, the brain's ability to function quickly deteriorates."
After reading that, I spent five minutes trying to determine whether that sentence means that sleep deprivation deteriorates the brain's ability to function quickly, or brain function deteriorates quickly. Suffice to say, I am exhausted, y'all.
I feel like I'm speeding down a hill in a shopping cart and I have one eye shut. I'm not even sure what that means.
"Skating With Celebrities" is my new favorite TV show. Did you see this thing on Wednesday night? It is so bad that, through complicated quantum physics that my exhausted brain cannot presently comprehend, it is brilliant.
Todd Bridges on ice. Just that phrase is funny. Throw in wee fat-faced Scott Hamilton, cheesy music, the obligatory "American Idol"-style judging panel and a host of celebrities who left my wife asking, "Who?" with each introduction, and you've got yourself a bit of television gold, kids.
I can't decide which is more funny-pathetic: defining Bruce Jenner as a celebrity, or Jillian Barberie taking herself so seriously. Jillian, honey, look down. Those massive things on your chest are the reason you're on TV; you have no other qualities.
Back in October, I had a conversation with Bonheddwr* Phin about the phenomenon that is Wikipedia.
"I wonder what's to stop you from creating Wikipedia entries about yourself," I said.
"Humility," he said.
Well, I've got none of that.
As it turns out, the thing that prevents you from creating self-focused entries is the community of Wikigeeks that was on my article within minutes.
"Nonnotable blogger," wrote one of the administrators.
Affair? I have no idea what you are talking about. Personally, I think we've got bigger things to worry about-- out parrot is gay and having a relationship with someone named Gary.
(Link sent by Welsh Heat)
This link was also sent by Welsh Heat, and reminds me of a relationship I once had -- extremely tenuous.
"Gee, honey, things are OK right now. But I'm just thinking that at any moment it could go horribly wrong."
Good name for a band: The Slut Horses
*It's Welsh for "mister."