Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Wayne Brady Akbar
What I do remember is that a few days later, I wrote a column in which I declared that the world should come to its senses and "install Wayne Brady as emperor of the planet.
"Wayne Brady would bring peace to Northern Ireland with his musical stylings. Wayne Brady would develop cheap, clean-burning, renewable fuel in his garage. And he could cover the cost of international travel by booking cabaret shows in the countries he visits, thus freeing up millions of tax dollars."