Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Defect

  • Here's a random fact about me. I have a lot of trouble with that damn word verification feature -- more trouble than I think I should have, at least. It regularly takes me multiple attempts to get the word verification right, so I can leave some utterly useless comment on your blog. When I comment on Heather's boobs, I have to do so three times. I have decided that this failure to get word verification right the first time is indicative of some sort of learning disorder upon which I can squarely lay all the blame for any and all previous and future academic failure.

  • Favorite threat I've heard today: "I'm going to cool that kid with a folding chair."

  • My ability to swim -- that's the secret of my successful marriage.

  • Quick, spot the guy who causes you to lose faith in humanity.
  • 9 comments:

    heatherfeather said...

    at least you're displaying your undying dedication to commenting on my boobs.

    Chris Cope said...

    That would make a good T-shirt: "I am dedicated to your boobs."

    Curly said...

    I've heard several people stating that they have difficulty with the word verification - the letters just kind of blend into eachother.

    It'd almost be easier to let those dastardly spammers to have their way.

    mona said...

    You know they say pee is the miracle remedy to eternal youth...some places (super high end places) they sell it by the cup. ya know, so some rich hag can stay youthful in case all her botox injections don't work..what I don't get is why thise dude is going to jail.is it illegal to drink it?
    and don't worry the word veri. sucks- the J's look like I's and sometimes the cursive is just a little redic.I hate it!

    OldHorsetailSnake said...

    Anybody has the last letter in the alphabet in their word verification, I just pass on by. My left pinkie is broke and won't go there.

    Charlotte said...

    I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one with the word verification disability!!!

    Crystal said...

    he drank pee???

    he drank pee.

    don't act like you've never done that.

    a. fortis said...

    I've had the occasional word verification issue, too--usually on my own blog, for some reason. I SWEAR TO GOD I type it in correctly, too. I'm convinced this is Blogger's fault.

    Huw said...

    I too suffer from Verification Aphasia.

    (he comments, on the nth attempt)