Idiot dog chases bird and ends up falling 50 feet to its death. OK, now, wash over that and make the dog a hero.
If I were rich, I would already own this car.
If you are headed to Mardi Gras this year, BYOD -- bring your own doctor.
This makes me nervous.
Mormons are fatties. This will not stop them, of course, from taking over the world.
No. Bad. Wrong. Very wrong.
You're an idiot, Kevin.
All around the country, police officers are asking to be transferred to Spotsylvania County.