Thursday morning I will be on Welsh-language radio, talking about the whole Cheney fiasco. I am qualified to speak on the subject because I am an American and I speak Welsh and I am a member of the Global Media Conspiracy. If the BBC is as loose and fast with monikers as U.S. media outlets, they can bill me as an American Media Expert.
I have been reading up on the incident today in a vain attempt to keep myself from sounding like an idiot. I now know that Cheney is the first vice president to shoot someone since Aaron Burr.
I have been trying to form an intelligent opinion about all of this. At the moment I only have this: Dick is a crap hunter.