Monday, March 6, 2006

Celebrity harem

  • I've never been immensely interested in the Oscars, so I don't have much comment other than this: Whoa, man, that Salma Hayek cleans up nice. She is welcome to join my celebrity harem, along with Keira Knightley and Reese Witherspoon. Julia Roberts will be the harem's matron.

  • All of them will be required to wear volleyball outfits. The other day, a girl from a local college team was walking through the liquor store, still wearing her gear, and it was the first time I had ever seen those short shorts up close.
    "Ya-pow!" I thought to myself. "I can't believe I didn't chase after the girls' volleyball team in high school.
    "Oh, wait. I probably did."

  • The man who almost single-handedly won Game 6 of the 1991 World Series is in the hospital. (see entry above)

  • Hey, have another McNugget, little fatty.

  • Omega, I think it may be time to start packing your bags.

  • Garrison Keillor suggested this week that Bush be impeached.

  • I desperately need more time. I have decided that I need to quit work and find a patron, in the style of Harriet Shaw Weaver.

    Anonymous said...

    Plans continue...

    Dave Morris said...

    The most valuable part of the volleyball uniform:

    Knee pads

    frankies movie and television nostalgia said...

    how about making them were harem pants costumes they are great because i were them most times
    if theres going to be a harem
    pants slave cult sign me up
    please it would be great to be an harem slave because it rocks.

    frankie smales

    (harem lover)