Dancing the polka with Miss El Cajon
Is that a hip flask there too? You've got every angle covered.
Is that my b**g on your screen? Oh, that would make me so excited; it would be like winning an Academia Award, or whatever they're called.
I'm afraid, Hoss, that what's on my screen there is a Word document. I was writing my column. Of course, what you can't see is that I have a second window open that, of course, has your blog on it, from which I steal all my column ideas.
DO YOU HAVE A PONYTAIL????!!?!?!?!
No. Although, it is long enough to put back into a ponytail of sorts, a la Shawn Michaels and every South American soccer player ever. I'll wear it that way when I go running, but not too often, otherwise.
That would be a fine lamp for shining into the eyes of suspects.
whew! i was about to bump you down a few notches in hotness....what is that thing on your back? is it a bat?
ah!yes the fridge- but where do you keep the chips?! and why are you wearing a took?
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