Thursday, April 27, 2006

It's like they're trying to make me hate football

Self-important cocksucker Cris Collinsworth fills me with rage. Any game he calls is automatically ruined, as far as I am concerned. I wouldn't have thought a game involving his being in the booth could be any worse. I was wrong.


Sarah Stevenson said...

See, to me, any game that has John Madden as one of the narrators immediately makes me want to shoot myself. Ever since I saw him cut a turducken open with the side of his hand, I've been extra disturbed by him.

Chris Cope said...

His going hands first into a turducken is what makes him a legend!