Monday, April 10, 2006
The Lady, or the Tiger?
But then, out of the blue, she will complain that I never put pictures of her on the blog.
"How can I put pictures of you on the blog when you refuse to let me take pictures?" I will think, but not say.
I know not to say this because I have been married for almost seven years; experience tells me that regardless of the physical impossibility or duplicity of my wife's complaint, I am the one at fault.
So, I'll put up one of the few pictures of Rachel that I do have. That, of course, is wrong, too. "Why did you have to use that picture?" she will ask.
This picture, however, is Child Bride Approved. I took several pictures of her cooking the other day and she actually said that this one was "OK." The child bride is humble, so "OK" is the most she will say about anything, except for sex with me, which, of course, is fantastic.
On Sunday she said: "I thought you were going to put that picture of me on your blog."
So, I've got approval on the picture, and approval to put it on my blog. It would seem that, finally, I have gotten it right. Experience tells me, though, that I've gotten it wrong again. I'll find out how later tonight.