Actual response to my column:
Your an idiot. Plain and simple. There are more important things going on in the world than discovering something ridiculous as Guinness tasting the same! Honestly, go to college and get a degree in something productive. Stop wasting your time and ours by writing such garbage. It wasn't even entertaining!
(Why, yes, using my blog to get back at a random critic is childish. I embrace my childish behavior. Join me, won't you?)