I'll admit that I don't really like my profile picture at the moment, but it features my favorite hat. It's got an embroidered picture of the USS Coronado on it. It's an actual baseball cap that actual sailors who actually serve aboard the actual Coronado are required to wear, so I get to walk around pretending that I wasn't rejected for military service*.
I got the hat when one of my best friends, Paul, served aboard the Coronado a few years ago. Eric got a rockin' picture of him holding a .50 caliber machine gun, I got a hat.
Since the child bride refuses to comment on my blog, I'll leave it up to Crystal as to whether I should scrap that profile picture.
The title of this post has nothing to do with its contents. I just have a handful of phrases that I thought would make good post titles, but have yet to find a post where they fit.
Is Eddie Vedder's jaw wired shut? I was listening to a radio interview of him today and he didn't sound capable of opening his mouth.
*I have yet to meet a person who doesn't think this was fortuitous.