Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sooner perhaps than instantly

  • Yes, I know it's been a ridiculously long time since I last visited your blog (unless you are Afe, who doesn't exist -- he's like that whole Lonelygirl15 phenomenon), and I wish I had a good excuse. Let it be known that I am an ass. Somehow, time slips away from me faster than I can understand, and I'm trying to exist on multiple planes at the moment. A clear sign of that fact is demonstrated by my use of bullshitty statements like, "I'm trying to exist on multiple planes."

  • I'm inclined to believe that when you find yourself melancholy, drinking beer and listening to country music it speaks of something wrong. I don't know what that something is, though.

  • Sometimes I'm amused by spam e-mail subject lines: "Is you shy of your short dick? Increase three inches instantly. Sooner perhaps."
    Sooner than instantly. That is pretty fucking quick, yo.
  • 3 comments:

    Andrea said...

    HA HA HA

    sorry the spam email tagline just got me...

    Afe said...

    You'll know how real I am when I show up on your doorstep in Wales.

    Chris Cope said...

    I'm counting on you to do that, Afe. Our place isn't huge, but there's always floor space available for Team Hornet.