As much as I hate to admit it, yes, Mona, I do watch "EastEnders." I can't help it. It's some kind of weird illness that compels me to follow the lives of Ruby Allen (guess how pissed I am that she's leaving the show*) and Bradley Branning and WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED TO JAKE? I haven't forgotten you, Jake!
Worse than that, however, is the fact that I refuse to miss "Strictly Come Dancing." My "EastEnders" loyalties mean that I'm partial to Louisa, but I'm also a fan of Emma Bunton and Matt Dawson. I feel vindicated in watching "Strictly Come Dancing" due to the fact that one of my professors also watches. If someone who is smarter than me and inherently cooler than me (he's Irish) watches the show, surely it's OK for me.
Wait, when did Kurt Angle join TNA? What is happening in America?
Fun fact about Welsh: Verb forms often sound like the names of Star Wars characters. E.g., "Gwnêl Adnabyddont"
Lyrics that have amused me over the past few days:
- "Stop writin' raps and go play volleyball."
- "Let there be wind and occasional rain, chilli con carne and sparkling Champagne."
*Jesus Christ Our Lord and Saviour in a Cardboard Box and Shipped Internationally At Reasonable Rates, how sad is it that I know behind-the-scenes information about the future of "EastEnders?"