Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Random joke from the stand-up routine that will never occur

People seem to be more concerned about the environment these days. I support that, I really do. Even though it's pretty much killed my plans to sell a wood-burning air conditioner.

Actually, it's OK. Because I'm now working on a hybrid that runs on coal and whale blubber.

4 comments:

Afe said...

Clap.

(just one)

DaviMack said...

That'd fit the definition of a hybrid, all right; instead of gas/electric, you're going for long-dead-plant and recently-slaughtered-animal?

Kim said...

I'm totally stealing that.

Big Primpin' said...

I'd actually rather steal Kim. I guess if I did that after she's stolen the line, then by the transitive law of some bad math class I got a D in 20 years ago, I'd have rights to the line as well.