I got a spam e-mail today from "ericka," a "lonely russian girl" who wanted to e-mail me pictures of herself. As you do. Russia's main export is lonely women. This is why strange middle-aged men are particularly worried about this whole missile kerfuffle.
The thing that amused me about the e-mail from "ericka" was the address: firstname.lastname@example.org. Phishing everyone. At least she's honest.