Thursday, June 21, 2007

Midwesterners: Please help

Suddenly I can't remember the name of the furniture outlet that has that whore-like blonde selling hot tubs during Vikings games. I think she also does the same in Indiana. I don't actually NEED to know this, but it's bugging me that I can't remember.

EDIT: My dad reminded me that the woman is Jennifer Eichler, the Watson's girl.


Tom Parsons said...

"It's HOT! You need a pool!"

Owen Hansen said...

Damn. For years I've been arguing with my mother, who lives in D.C. where I was raised, that Minnesota is not the midwest. Rather it is a norther plains, a great lakes, and upper, if any, midwest. But I do know the hyper and hefty--though I wouldn't call her whorish--Watson's girl. The real question is what's the deal with the douche and his mustache. Is he her father, her lover, or what?

Anyway, that's a weird thing to be wondering when you're in Wales.

Anonymous said...

What the Hell are you talking about?

Chris Cope said...

Owen, Minnesota is Upper Midwest. That title includes: Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan.

But I used "Midwest" because I was including Indiana. In my head, at least, the "Midwest" is: South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio.

The Plains would be North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska and Kansas.