Monday, October 22, 2007

Finally, one problem that New Orleans doesn't have.

"One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques."

And then when they become a problem, we'll employ heavily-armed silverback gorillas

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are right. I have not seen one monkey roaming the streets of New Orleans. Lots of other cool things, but no monkeys. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Ssshhh! Please don't give our government any ideas about how to finsih us off. Thousands of monkeys competing with homeowners for a place to live would be totally wrong. Life is hard enough. Please don't send in the monkeys.

Crystal said...

i hope i die in some cool way like monkeys attacking me. it will probably be cancer though. i've always been slow and painfully boring.