Don't worry, in a year Sallie Mae will have slid into a many tentacled morass of bankruptcy, sucking your debts down into a black financial sumphole.
Although they may end up selling your debt to the Chinese for worthless hedge fund options and Cheetos. Then perhaps you will receive a letter from the PRC saying they need one of your kidneys for the revolution.
Last month I made my first payment on my six-year-old, five-figure loan. It was ... £20. Like pissing in the ocean. Now I'm depressed and I want a ukelele.
as i said circa 2004 when i realized back in med school (my first fateful and now despised student loans) how far and long and wide they would track your ass down:
if obama fuckin bin laden owed fucking sallie mae his ass so woulda been found by now!
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Don't worry, in a year Sallie Mae will have slid into a many tentacled morass of bankruptcy, sucking your debts down into a black financial sumphole.
Although they may end up selling your debt to the Chinese for worthless hedge fund options and Cheetos. Then perhaps you will receive a letter from the PRC saying they need one of your kidneys for the revolution.
Last month I made my first payment on my six-year-old, five-figure loan. It was ... £20. Like pissing in the ocean. Now I'm depressed and I want a ukelele.
as i said circa 2004 when i realized back in med school (my first fateful and now despised student loans) how far and long and wide they would track your ass down:
if obama fuckin bin laden owed fucking sallie mae his ass so woulda been found by now!
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