Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Actually, my mother doesn't sound like this



I'll be honest and admit that the impersonation of my mother in this video is woefully inaccurate. Well, she does actually say things like this, but not quite as I've said them. Or something like that.

(Also, I'm not sure why you would want a higher-quality version of the video, but it can be found here.)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love it..........

a. fortis said...

You're a brave man. I don't think I could survive posting a public impersonation of my mother. Then again, I don't have anywhere near enough energy to even approximate an impersonation of my mother.

heatherfeather said...

This pleases me.

I do need to posit, however, that there is a chance that your mother misremembers details on purpose because she IS in fact a secret agent and trying to convince you otherwise. There is a 47% chance this is true. It's 51% chance that she spans universes. (And a 3% chance that I don't do math well.)

Dani said...

But I was a circus performer in an alternate universe. And the red hair? A wig I picked up in Bahrain.
I'll tell your mom "hi" next time I see her. The Wee One

Eric said...

This was good. Funny even. How come you're not on TV? How come WE'RE not on TV? Probably because TV sucks and our reality show would not have enough drama. And not enough talking to the camera about our feelings even though anyone who watched KNOWS WHY YOU"RE PISSED NOW SHUT THE F$%K UP!
Or I'm ranting. Either way.
Hi Dani! Long time, eh?

Huw said...

I like your Mom's scarf.

I'm guessing you didn't get much essay writing done that day.

mary said...

I so want to meet your Mom , we could spend endless hours discussing our very ODD children

Annie said...

Hilarious. I had three people standing behind me on the boat trying to see what was so funny.