Sunday, March 28, 2010

I'm brilliant, me

Today I happened to be flipping through the March issue of Barn, the Welsh-language magazine I write for and was skimming my column. It had been a while since I had last looked at the piece, so I had forgotten writing this line: "Rhywle, ar y foment hon, ar blaned arall, mae mwnci'n ysgrifennu'r golofn yma, ac rydw i'n cael rhyw gyda'r actores Reese Witherspoon."

"Somewhere, at this exact moment, on another planet, a monkey is writing this column and I am having sex with Reese Witherspoon."

See the things you miss out on by not speaking Welsh?


Rose said...

I must learn to read Welsh, stat!

Anonymous said...

you are brilliant, indeed!

Anonymous said...

Kill your darlings, man!