Sunday, April 25, 2010

Overheard in my head

(Conversation from dream I had)

FRIEND: "So, have scientists ever come to an official conclusion on spiders?"
ME: "An official conclusion on spiders? Like, 'After a great deal of research and detailed study, we have reached a conclusion on spiders: they suck. Next week we'll publish our report on Cheryl Cole. Presently it's looking that things will go very much the same as with spiders. Except it's unacceptable to hit her with a rolled-up magazine.'"

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