Thursday, June 10, 2010

Collection notice

Their e-mail: "This letter is to inform you that your account status is 'broken promise' in regards to your FLEX PERKS VISA CARD US BANK account that you asked to pay on the 1/1/1753 in the amount of $0.00 . Our records indicate that the promise that was made was not followed through."

My reply: "I didn't ask to pay anything. Nor did I promise to ask to pay. However, imagining I did indeed agree 257 years ago -- several years before the existence of the U.S. dollar -- to pay $0.00, can we not say that I have already done so?"

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