Thursday, March 20, 2008

Happy Birthday AC!

This is my old friend AC. Her favourite hobby is stealing babies. I'm not entirely comfortable with this behaviour, I'll admit; but, really, who am I to judge? I can no more disown her than I can my white grandmother.

When I refer to AC as an "old friend," I mean that I have known her for a long time -- not that she is actually old. We knew each other in high school, which, for our friends in the Home Nations, is something different than what you call high school. High school in the United States generally encompasses those terrible wonderful years from age 14 to 18. Terrible in a wonderful way; wonderful in a terrible way. Like the strange ecstasy that comes from diarrhoea.

AC's locker was next to mine for those four years. Shoulder to shoulder for four years, on average seeing each other 30 minutes a day, five days a week. Roughly, that works out to 300 hours spent in close contact over the course of our high school experience -- 12.5 days. Easily longer than any number of romantic relationships I've had.

Anyway, today -- March 20 -- is her birthday. AC is 32 years young.

I am able to recall AC's birthday, despite my shockingly poor memory, because she and I were born on exactly the same day.

7 comments:

heatherfeather said...

Happy birthday, cope.

May you receive a hat with aural devices now and for the rest of your life.

Jenny said...

Happy birthday to you!

Also: Alicia, if you're reading, please compose a hilarious anecdote about Cope at high school. I'm convinced he was actually a secret geeky genius.

Lucky said...

Happy Birthday!

Hey, remember 1992?

Kids born in 1992 can drive now - at least in Minnesota.

Eric said...

And due to my shit memory, I forgot your birthday as well as AC's. Not that I ever knew the shared birthday to begin with. Happy birthday you big lug. Oh, and Chris was never a secret geeky genius in high school. By hanging out with me and Paul it was no secret how much of a geek he was.

Afe said...

That's an excellent way of reminding people of your own birthday.

Chris Cope said...

Afe -- I'm that transparent, am I?

Annie Rhiannon said...

Happy belated birthday Chris! I did see it was your birthday on Facebook but because I have 3000 friends it was also 200 other people's birthdays. I don't even know these people. Oh hang on, I don't even know you...