Monday, January 19, 2009

Rainbow connection

One of my best friends, Paul, is going to be a dad. I tried to get a rise out of him by asking: "What if your kid is gay?"

"Yeah, I thought about that," he said. "Gay people ski. I don't care."


Anonymous said...


I sometimes ask the boy what we'll do if our children are into football and we have to stand on some godforsaken school pitch, frozen and bored out of our minds every Saturday. Pack 'em off to boarding school, probably.

Lucky said...

On the night my good friend became a dad, I gave him the best advice I could come up with:

"Try not to fuck up or nothin'"

Dude totally didn't take my advice.

Anonymous said...

Yay! Congrats to Paul and Bao-Kim! Their children are going to be ridiculously gorgeous and smart.